DOOR TO MY IMAGINATION πŸ€ͺ


PRIEST'S POV

Due to the so-called 21st century, I have been asked to spare you all with the usual vows that couples undertake. Levie and Wambo, I pave the way for you to present to each other the vows you prepared. Levie you may go first.


HIS VOWS

May I say you look exquisite baby.πŸ˜‹

If someone would have told me that I would one day stand in front of the altar, marrying such a masterpiece, I would call bullshit on that.

I remember the day we met like it was yesterday.

You called me out for "drowning myself in perfume" and I laughed and shamelessly told you to drown with me and in my love as well.

Clear as day, as we stand here, I am a witness that you understood the assignment.

(Wedding reception laughs)

Our journey here wasn't as smooth as my preferred whiskey, but I wouldn't change a thing.

Having you as my wife, is a trophy that I will keep shiny for the whole world to see.

I will continue to be your prayer partner, your hoodie supplier (chuckles), your pillar of strength and hope when things are falling apart.

I vow to be your assistant best friend, cause Lord knows you have a best friend who takes her title very seriously.

I will serve you, respect you, honor you, provide for you, support you and most importantly love you immensely and wholeheartedly.

I vow to carry you to bed when you fall asleep on movie nights and to the gym when you get too heavy from eating too many gummy bears.

I vow to trust you and lead you.

This is my solemn vow and promise to you, my life partner. 

I love you.


MY VOWS

It was good perfume though babe. (laughs)

Learning to love you has been easy, cause you make it easy.

In you I have found a prayer partner, a friend, a human diary, a personal unpaid comedian (slight chuckle) and now a husband.

I would tell people about you, before they even met you and they would be in awe of you.

You have taught me to receive love and not just to give it. 

I love how you open doors for me, pull out my chair for me to sit, order for my food first cause I am always the hungry one.

I love how you treat my family like your own family.

Your kindness and tolerance towards strangers still amazes me.

I love how you fight my battles, especially when it comes to grasshoppers.

I vow to respect you, honor you, support you, care for you, pray for and with you, cater for your needs and love you with my mind, soul and body.

I vow to call and treat you as my husband in private and in public.

And even after our fights, the only thing I want to hold against you are my lips.

This is my solemn vow and promise to you my love.

I love you baby.


"By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Levie you may now kiss your bride."

(Applause and cheers follow)


Disclaimer: Sadly I am not married yet. I was once married in kindergarten, but I guess the law doesn't recognize that. This is just an imagination of how I would like my wedding day to be. Fantasy isn't always the reality...I have accepted that. But let a girl dream for once.


Hope you loved reading the piece as much as I loved writing itπŸ₯³πŸ˜˜. Always allow yourself to be loved and to love in return. ❤️Happy love month friends.



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  1. I know your kindergarten husband πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. The part where, the only thing you will hold against each other after a fight is lips had me heaving 😭😭❤️❤️

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    1. πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ίit was meant for that sole feeling you had

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  4. Nice piece. I'm still wondering if its an imaginary world or it is influenced by ...

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚you can't leave me hanging like that... Influenced by?

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  5. So beautiful might copy paste for future use

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    1. Please do....hope it will be magic for youπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ§‘

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  6. Eeeeyy����so catchy with a sense of humour.. Might keep this for future purposes ����

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    1. Keep...keep ... keep..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Œthank you for reading 😘

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  7. Yoooh πŸ˜…as much as you've aced the imagination mahn it feels so real. I should save this for future reference 😜

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    1. I will invite you to the real one...πŸ˜‚πŸ₯³πŸ₯³we shall have a blast

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  8. Loved reading it as much u loved writing it , i think i got something for the night after the wedding

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  9. Aaaah ebu write...I want to read πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.... thanks babe🧑πŸ”₯

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