MENSCAPADES CHAPTER 3

"First of all she is not a whore, she has a name." Devin said as he approached us turning to look at the unwanted guest. "If I wanted to know her bloody name, I would be a sales agent. What is she doing here Devin!" She shouted nearly biting our heads off, daring to step forward. "She is my beautiful guest, Flavia." He said smoothly with a hint of irritation, placing his hands in his black sweatpant. All this while the constant thought in my mind was to just get back to the room, change then leave. "Devin, I think I will excuse myself and leave you two to talk." I said turning swiftly to get to the bedroom. "Where do you think you are going! The only direction you should be heading to is towards the door!" Flavia shouted, her index finger now boring a hole through the door. "Shut the fuck up! You should be the one to leave. I am sick and tired of this constant drama you keep pulling off yet you are the one who messed up!" Devin roared. 

As they gave each other death glares, I took that opportunity to literally fly out of the room. I didn't get far, kapuunng!! I felt something with some weight and jingle hit the back of my head. "Ouch! Oww!" I yelped writhing. I touched the back of my head checking for any injuries. She had just hit me with a bunch of keys that had a huge metallic bottle opener. Devin rushed to my side, examining the blow I had received. "What the hell! Flavia! What did she do to you? I am in no mood to deal with your antics this morning. Now leave!" He bellowed startling the two of us. She took a step back pretending how his words had deeply pierced her soul. If she had one. "Are you crazy? Cause if you are, that would explain the screw in your head that fell off seconds before you threw those keys at me. Who even carries such a bunch of keys anyway? Do you work as some key keeper for the tenants in your apartment?" I yelled finally finding my speech. By the look of things she wasn't pleased with my sudden outburst. "Flavia, I don't want to drag you out like some clingy floozy, so please leave or I will call security." Devin said as he moved to pick up his phone. The events that followed after went by in a blink of an eye. Flavia lurched forward grabbing, more of yanking my hair from its roots. As she did so, I grabbed both of her shoulders and gave her a jab with my knee on her right midsection. She crouched and cursed, " you bitch!" Fed up with her drama and the name calling, I decided to give her an earfull with a beating as an icing on the cake. "First of all...who raised you? Cause apparently they failed terribly at it. Secondly those names you keep calling me, are the same ones he (pointing at Devin) thought of you after he found you with his brother. The difference is they suit you perfectly. Thirdly your mouth needs some serious exorcism. I can gladly give you my pastor's number cause I doubt any church would remain standing once you walk in. Lastly if you dare put your hands on me again I swear I will leave you with a dent on that forehead." I said folding my arms together ready to hear if her comeback would match what I said. 

She tried grabbing my hair once more, but I pushed her off me. She stumbled back, recovering her balance, she plunged into me, causing us to fall. I felt a sharp pain on my shoulder, as she dug her incisors into me. Her claws dug deep into my forearms. She was literally fighting tooth and nail. Devin on the other hand was trying to pull her off me,call security and inquire if I was injured all at the same time. Feeling helpless on the floor with a lunatic pressing her weight on me, I decided to use my forehead as a hammer. I slammed my forehead with hers, causing us tremendous pain. This presented an opportunity for Devin to uproot her off me and pin her to the wall, not in a sexy way. "I want you to leave! This is the last time I am saying this!" He shouted his voice betraying how angry he was. He turned to me and asked, "Are you okay? Did she hurt you?" With so much concern. I shook my head and said " I will be okay, I just need a shot of tetanus, lord knows where that mouth has been after servicing your brother." I had just added fuel to the fire with that remark. Before she could detach herself from Devin's hold, security guys came in and took her away. She vowed to make us pay for what we had done to her. 

After an hour of Devin nursing my wounds, apologizing profusely for Flavia's demeanour and me giving him dating advice, we heard a loud knock on the door. "Urrghhh! I swear if it's Flavia again, I will forget I am a gentleman." He spat. I trailed behind him, offering back up.

As the door flung open, we were eye to eye with some men in blue. " Habari ya leo, sisi ni offisa kutoka Kilimani police station," the guy holding a walkie talkie in his left hand said. "Yes Afande, how may we help you?" Devin asked clueless as I was. "Tunatafuta kijana anaitwa Devin, is that you?" Afande asked as he used his shutterstock to point at Devin. "Yes I am, is there a problem?" Devin asked piling up the confusion renting the atmosphere. "You are under arrest for the assault of Flavia Ndilwa. Tufike police station ujibu mashtaka." He said, cuffing Devin who was too buffled to resist arrest. "Assault? (Laughing uncontrollably) you can't be serious. Ata uyo msichana hakuguzwa. Assault kitu gani!" I spat. "Wewe pia tuandamane! Tuone sasa iyo mdomo yako itakusaidia aje station!" Afande demanded, clearly frustrated with my statement. We were shoved into a police cruiser and driven away to answer for a crime we didn't even have full details of. Then it hit me, I was going to jail!

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